May 1st, 1987 MAE DIED!
That beer drinking, peanut eating, magic mushroom trying, wake you up at 6:00 a.m. SUNDAY morning to go to a bonsai show, "You can love a rich man as easy as a poor man", "Your going to wear the wedding dress I made for my sister, because it fits you", hit and running a bicycle rider in bellingham (it never happened) "drive off before he gets our license plate number" fiesty lovable 66 Year old, Renee's Mom "MAE".
Yes! that was the catalyst that began the greedy glass hoarding. LOVE YA MAE!
Cataylst to an Obsession|
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Helping Renee unpack the inheritance.........
"Why do you suppose Mae had all these phaelic symbols?" queried Kim.
"Oh those!", "Those weren't Mom's, they were Dads" replied Reen.
"Why do you suppose Charlie had all these phaelic symbols?" queried Kim.
"Those are insulators, you know the thingys at the top of telephone poles" replied Reen.
"Cool, what do you think your going to do with them? asked Kim.
"Coffee table, going to put them on the coffee table." answered Reen.
Little did we know........
kim says: pssssst...hey Reen
renee says: ya Kim?
kim says: Maybe at the bottom we should write "names and dates have been changed, this is purely fiction any resemblance to persons living or dead are purely coincidence" to protect ourselves from any potential lawsuits.
renee says: but Kim..its true....and by the way?.....it is spelled "phallic"
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